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passiveimagination:

My mom teaches Kindergarten and I went to her classroom a few days ago and saw what appeared to be a small shrine dedicated to Jodie Foster in the corner of the room and I had literally no idea why it was there, so I asked my mom about it and she said it’s where the kids can go to tattle on each other so they don’t always do it to her

So basically my mom tells her little Kindergarteners to tell on each other to a magazine clipping of Jodie Foster that they call Miss Tattle and if you don’t think that’s the funniest thing then get out of my face

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iamthegrumpus:

inquisitivekitten:

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sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

I hate this crap. Hate, hate, hate.

I wish I could say “oh only young guys do this”. I wish. I wish. I wish.

Ladies, please do this to every single sleazy guy that tries to get you to send nudes or steer the conversation in an unwanted direction. I 100% guarantee it will hurt their fragile egos way more than simply telling them to fuck off.